Monday, September 11, 2006

WHY?

DIDDY!












I saw the Proactiv commercial for the hundredth billionith time and really paid attention to the commercial. DIDs claims that his skin was horrible and he used Proactiv to "maintain his sexy?" Seems to me that he should have use PROTEETHTIV and shrunk his grill. It drives me absolutely insane that this dude can not close his mouth. He has way too many big ass teeth for the grouper jaw he got going on. And the thing is, he has enough money to fix that madness! Stop throwing parties and whatnot and kick a few to a dentist! Take that! Take that!

And now I have to hear that he is still procreating? Not one, but two spawn? 2 FINGERS TO DA LEFT!

PS In case you forgot...Riding your bike is a dangerous activity!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060911/ap_on_fe_st/double_hit

SMOOCHES!!!

1 comment:

lovelyjd said...

THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's all i have to say

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