KELIS IS ROCKIN IT

On the hot tip....KELIS is doing the darn thing. I am not into mohawks, but she sholle is rockin it out with the new do. Her naturally curly hair is cute as well, but she looks super-fly with the banged up do...

So as far as Who does this?....the answer would be my gurl Kelis...

Rock on...

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT...THE STINGRAYS ARE CAUGHT UP?????

Ok. My partner in crime...divajd...regretted to inform me that these loving, gentle creatures had recently been under attack after the untimely and tragic death of Steve Irwin.

It seems as though, our good friends down in Australia have taken to senseless violence and mayhem against these poor innocent creatures. According to my sources at Reuters, nearly 10 stingrays have been found dead off the coasts of Sydney....

wait for it......wait for it.....


CAN someone tell me who in the sam hell needs to be pimp slapped because I am at a loss for words...

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT...joe human decides to kick it in the Stingray's living space, joe human gets stung...joe human dies and WE BLAME THE STINGRAY.

AWWWWWW HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

How 'bout you try and break into my house tonight and you see if I don't buss a cap in yo' a**, then we'll talk about blaming the victim.

What happened to Mr. Irwin was senseless and tragic but retribution on the stingray that is almost as senseless and tragic. Get it together my friends, you just don't swim with stingrays, that is the lesson I have learned...let's learn it together and move on......

WHY?

DIDDY!












I saw the Proactiv commercial for the hundredth billionith time and really paid attention to the commercial. DIDs claims that his skin was horrible and he used Proactiv to "maintain his sexy?" Seems to me that he should have use PROTEETHTIV and shrunk his grill. It drives me absolutely insane that this dude can not close his mouth. He has way too many big ass teeth for the grouper jaw he got going on. And the thing is, he has enough money to fix that madness! Stop throwing parties and whatnot and kick a few to a dentist! Take that! Take that!

And now I have to hear that he is still procreating? Not one, but two spawn? 2 FINGERS TO DA LEFT!

PS In case you forgot...Riding your bike is a dangerous activity!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060911/ap_on_fe_st/double_hit

SMOOCHES!!!

Two things I learned this week...and

First, Suri Lives. Not sure why folks spectulated that TOMKAT would FAKE a pregnancy......I mean come on now, how long could they go on trying to pull THAT off?

AND WHY would they try to pull that of?

If you say for attention, ima buss you in the eye...they are card carrying members of the celeberatzi...they can't even go to a scientology meeting in peace.

Think these things through people.

Just because you don't see the sun at night...doesn't mean it doesn't exist.



Oh, and swimming with stingrays...probably not a good idea.



2 to tha left...

I'm just saying?????

Just because someone is in a wheelchair, doesn't mean you can catch them slippin! See, dude tried to pull a punk a** move jackin the disabled, but guess what.... He caught one!

See the full comedy:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/09/wheelchair.shooter.ap/index.html

SO OVER YOU

Each week I pledge to name one deserving member of the celebaratzi that I am too through with....when your name is called, please take your bling and bootleg status and BOUNCE....

and this week, I am so Over....

PARIS HILTON

when reporters are standing outside of your house after you have been arrested for a DUI...and that is the LEAD story of the day....it's time for you to BOUNCE

take your whack ass dog and get ta steppin.

WE aren't sure why you are famous and even LESS sure why you are now MORE famous for driving drunk..

two fingers to the left.....

Beyonce on Good Morning America

Did anyone see this? First, big ups to B for wearing some for real clothes! You can't be on the same stage with Diane Sawyer looking all ho'ish! **Sigh of Relief**. I was also glad that there wasn't as much booty shaking going on...wait, forget that comment, this chic crawled on the floor?!! Ok, am I the only one that feels like she doesn't have to the booty chic? When she gets like 40, does she real want her legacy to be droppin' it like it's hot on the reg? Really though...
And what does Tina and Matt really think about this? And if they are okay with watching their baby gurl shake what her mama gave her, aren't we mad at them?

LOVE IT ALREADY

hey, i love this already....we are about to let the world know that comment'ery is for ery' body. No topic, nothinng is off limits, no one is safe...so get your business in order folks...because we will get in it.

It's going down!

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